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Post  *Missy*! on Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:56 pm

So I havent seen any new posts on here in a few days... is evreryone alive? did I miss something? lets all just randomly say something....

Today I went to the store and bought beer and cigs..... The dude slid the beer through, then got my cigs, he held the cigs in the air and asked me if i was old enough to buy them...... I looked at him and giggled. And then said, You ran the beer through but ask my age for the cigs? that is retarded, and your attempt to hit on me is even more lame. If you need a few pointers on how to pick up women, because i'm sure i'd had more women than u, i'll be glad to help ya out. Now how much do i owe ya? He looked at me and told me my total, the look on his face was priceless. I didnt even get a "thank you, have a nice day" from him. Rolling Eyes what is this world comming to?


Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
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Post  Guest on Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:02 pm

I went to old Montreal today and braught my dog and kid. If you want to pick up hot women it's the way to do it i just found that out , But god damn it my gf was there.

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Post  *Missy*! on Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:09 pm

LOL busted Smile
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Post  Guest on Sat Jul 25, 2009 10:55 am

im in buffalo right now...drove up yesterday...with all the traffic, going from nyc...it took me 12 hours...i picked up two friends on the way...but 12 hours...of driving

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Post  Guest on Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:32 pm

An economics professor stated he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, after the Great Equalizer completes his plans.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.

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Post  Guest on Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:34 pm

Happy to be canadian!!!!!!!!

We don't give a **** about our politicians
Razz

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Post  Guest on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:50 pm

Was in North Florida this weekend at my hunt camp....

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Post  Jono on Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:05 am

ninja wrote:I went to old Montreal today and braught my dog and kid. If you want to pick up hot women it's the way to do it i just found that out , But god damn it my gf was there.

ye i was there... alot of fine bootysssss.... Twisted Evil
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A Joke

Post  Guest on Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:23 am

A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Longview, Alberta . He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.

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Post  *Missy*! on Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:15 pm

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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Post  Guest on Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:50 pm

good jokes missy and jet...

i dont have any though =(

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Post  Guest on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:40 pm

something

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Post  *Missy*! on Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:55 am

Man I havent been on these forums in at least a week and still nothing new for me to read Sad You guys have to do better than that.
Sorry that I havent been around much recently, but i've been busy trying to get into our new place. It's been rough but its damn near ready. I got to play in the server with a couple of ya lastnight, it was fun killing you all.... I love pwning Hells' Face! I'll try to pop in a little more, so until next time.... dont do anything i wouldnt do..... and if u do..... name it after me! <3 much luv
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Post  Guest on Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:05 pm

agrred missy forums are really boring now lets go guys lets get this shit on the roll again ......

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